How many eggs can Wab eat in one sitting?

[Anelle 784]

Taking bets now! Wab will be livestreaming himself eating the eggs

[Tassifox 413]

There's a greasespoon diner that does a 12 egg omelette, on a bed of hashbrowns that's basically served on a pizza pan.

[Galeigh 283]

Do eet. 

[Downshift 54]

one and done

[Galeigh 283]

Weaksauce, never less than 2.

[webhead 518]

About 4 is pushing the edge of not being a bloated sack of shit for the rest of the morning.  Any more and I'd probably wish I was dead.

[Anelle 784]

ok but when's livestream

[webhead 518]

I'll Livestream Luna instead.  Much more entertaining.

[Anelle 784]

YOU PROMISED THE PEOPLE EGGS, PUT LUNA BESIDE YOU WHILE YOU EAT EGGS

[webhead 518]

You promised.  I made no such promise.

[Anelle 784]

It clearly states in the beginning of this post that you will be livestreaming and we can all only assume that's because you made a promise

[webhead 518]

I MADE NO SUCH PROMISE, WOMAN

[Galeigh 283]

Y u lie?

[Anelle 784]

[Tassifox 413]

Dude scrambled you would so be able to do more than 4. I find it different than eating a hard boiled egg oddly enough but I think you could totally do more than 4 with scrambled style.

Also as adorable as Luna, Smilo, and the other Center spawn are. I would rather watch livestream of all of the Center pets combined. Jus' saying

 

[webhead 518]

You say that now, but as soon as Luna and Milo smiled at the camera, you would die.

[Tassifox 413]

You underestimate my love of doggos. Just ask Ghost how much I stalk haunt his FB for all the pibble pics and vids.

[webhead 518]

As for scrambled eggs...I mean I did 4 once and regretted it.  Maybe if it wasn't in the morning I could probably eat a lot more.

[Downshift 54]

4 hours ago, Anelle said:

Stuff like this is why I joined this site.

[oneeight 35]

WEBHEAD EAT THE EGGS

[Anelle 784]

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, WAB

[webhead 518]

Bought eggs at Costco thinking we didn't have any.  We had a few left and an entire carton.  Sure have a lot of eggs.

 

Spoiler

Still not streaming

 

[Hornet 114]

But 1-8 has a rooster ava and just screamed at you to eat the eggs, surely this is the universe telling you you gotta

 

eat

the

eggs

smashmouthwebhead

[Anelle 784]

LIVESTREAM THE EGGS, YA DICK

[Tassifox 413]

AT LEAST GIVE US PICS OR WE GONNA KEEP HARASSING YOU!

[Galeigh 283]

I ate 5 fried eggs today wab (I am broke and eggs are cheap, shut up ), you can do eet!

[webhead 518]

Today I ate 1 soft boiled egg because my sister went into my fridge, said "man you have a lot of eggs." and then asked if I'd have one before and made a few.  Lol.

 

No livestream tho soz

[Downshift 54]

^never happened

[Anelle 784]

called THE FUCK out

[webhead 518]

I had a 4 egg omelette this morning.  Might be able to break 4 without wanting to throw up.

1 hour ago, Downshift said:

^never happened

Why would I lie about something so unimpressive?

[Downshift 54]

Beats me, I'm not the one making up unimpressive stories to get out of livestreaming eating eggs.

[Tassifox 413]

Right I feel jipped so horribly.

[Mialee 17]

Go all out and eat all the eggs!

[Tassifox 413]

Still waiting on those pics/livestream

[webhead 518]

Pics maybe.  Livestream, definitely no.

[Tassifox 413]

Do you hate your voice that much not to livestream Wab?

[Anelle 784]

plz wab

 

it's almost easter

 

the holy day of egg

 

plz livestream

 

wab

 

plz

[webhead 518]

9 minutes ago, Tassifox said:

Do you hate your voice that much not to livestream Wab?

 

Not at all.  Livestreaming myself eating eggs is just a massive waste of time and effort.

 

I used to do a podcast.  I definitely don't hate my own voice.

[Anelle 784]

u promised

[Tassifox 413]

A promise is a promise

[webhead 518]

[Anelle 784]

so what you're saying is you'd rather suck a dude's dick, etc etc crash into the sun

[Tassifox 413]

Spoken like a true dick witch

[webhead 518]

1 hour ago, Anelle said:

so what you're saying is you'd rather suck a dude's dick, etc etc crash into the sun

 

[Tassifox 413]

maybe not the earlier but more so the latter

[Galeigh 283]

The shame and failure here will haunt you forever web.

[webhead 518]

Nah, I'll be fine.

[Tassifox 413]

So he says. Nelle will make sure he regrets it with possom pics posted randomly in his house

 

[Anelle 784]

On 4/11/2019 at 6:52 PM, Anelle said:

 

 

...*ahem*

[webhead 518]

On 4/19/2019 at 3:46 PM, webhead said: