Vic Boss

EARTH DOESN'T USE MONEY HOLY SHIT I'M MAD Raffi's living in a hovel pretending like she's been banished to poor-land when EARTH DOESN'T USE MONEY SHE'S CHOOSING TO LIVE LIKE THIS and then pilot-guy is all "Hurr durrr I'm expensive" but he's operating on Earth which DOESN'T USE MONEY SO WHY WOULD A FOR-HIRE EVEN BE THERE. I literally turned my brain off so I'd stop comic-book guy'ing it but I can't stupid myself down enough to let slips in the basic setting like this go by. I hate everything new and wish they'd stop injecting stupid young-people shit into. THEY TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING BOOMER

Normally in January we get the joint CMLL Fantasticamania tour leading into the New Beginning and then NJPW Cup. Fantasticamania didn't happen this year because of pandemic, so we got the New Beginning tour early and now we're moving into the Castle Attack Tour leading into Osaka-Jo Hall and then the New Japan Cup. They've also been rotating the foreign guys in and out. My pet theory is that Gedo is getting double-whammied, he has to awkwardly stretch out one tour's plans across two tours and account for foreign wrestlers being rotated in and out for parts of tours. We're getting 30 minute draws on Road-To shows, DQ finishes in multiple feuds, a lot of interference in matches, even had an Okada/Yano vs EVIL/Dick Togo match get thrown out for a count-out, and then restarted as an EVIL vs Okada singles match, which in turn was thrown out by DQ because Togo came back and jumped into the ring... all to lead to an officially signed EVIL vs Okada singles match. I also don't think the Forbidden Door has anything to do with it. To get into Japan you have to stay in a hotel room for two weeks and Tony Khan's not gonna have his top guys miss 4-6 weeks of TV just to send them over for tours or 2 weeks for a big show, and NJPW has been rotating their own foreign guys in and out anyways, they don't need someone else's. The AEW stuff is mostly for NJPW Strong as far as has been reported so far.

oh, btw, Yuru Camp is the comfiest thing to ever exist

JuJutsu Kaisen 18 The old man's power

It's near the end of the video but holy-fucking-shit at Kimetsu no Yaiba's numbers

Gedo's booking sure all over the place right now

"This Facility has gone 5843 days without an assimilation." Okay I lol'ed

Actually I just needed to eat lunch, back on it

Just finished Episode 1 of Picard. I'm offended as fuck tbh. Who's this sad old man in this sad old timeline with this sad old Starfleet where we pretend that JJ Abrams' Star Wars dress rehearsal is canon and actually happe- oh hey, that looks like a Borg Cube On to Episode 2. "And the replicator will ding like it was a microwave xD xD xD xD" Nope, I'm not watching any more of this today

To be fair to Taguchi, it was a bit of a given since Uemura called out Suzuki

Just finished the 5-star match, Go Shiozaki vs Takashi Sugiura from the 11.22.20 NOAH The Chronicle 20th Anniversary Show Perfect representation of what NOAH's all about. Also feel like I'm watching Shiozaki's body fall apart during his heavy-duty title reign (which weirdly mirrors Kobashi's body falling apart during his pre-Okada GOAT title reign)

Been catching up on Pro Wrestling NOAH since the "reboot" (actually just a return to form after they were bought by the company that also owns DDT and Tokyo Joshi Pro, the only thing that really changed was the ring is no longer green). Only been watching Heavyweight Titles and tournament matches. Think this one's being slept on, it's stiff as fuck (like the crowd breaking the "Scream Inside Your Heart" rule because god-damn some of those shots connect), pretty high quality heavyweight division (I skip Juniors, already watch too many promotions as it is), had one of the weirdest wrestling matches I've ever seen in my life (GHC Heavyweight Champion Go Shiozaki vs former IWGP Heavyweight Champion and MMA Fighter Kazuyuki Fujita) and I'm just about to hit the Dave-rated 5-star match from December. Modern favourite is Kenoh ("Fist King", he's foul-mouthed, kicks a lot, thinks everything is a conspiracy theory against him, and has proclaimed that he's going to kill his next opponent in 3 seconds, which his next opponent is the guy who formed Pancrase with Minoru Suzuki so my body's ready), absolute fave is and always will be Naomichi Marufuji, inventor of probably every spot you love in modern wrestling with KENTA

Jesus CHRIST

Just been doing Genshin dailies to build up to the last two trophies

Slime S2E4 Slime-kun promised to produce the rest of Parasyte for the kids if they kept their grades up and I'm like "YOU SHOULDN'T BE SHOWING PARASYTE TO CHILDREN WHAT THE FUCK"

162 Oh my fucking SHIT Forgot to say too, one of the coolest battle scenes in the entire series is a non-canon filler episode (Non-canon as in the manga didn't show it, there's no reason it couldn't have happened just because the manga apparently skipped over a training arc while the anime decided to fill it in)

JuJutsu Kaisen 17 is easily the best episode when it comes to action and animation quality

HB@ye

ELP again insisted he spent the 9 months in Canada on lockdown Superkicking trees aka "Maple Motherfuckers" and then took off his boot to show us his Billie Eilish socks I hate him but I love him too

TBH, all I want is Omega/Okada 5 so Okada can get his win back and then they can shut the forbidden door again and lock it

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear THAT happened

Cool as FUCK https://www.wrapup.playstation.com/en-us/d8bea5bdddf9672b26932ceaf350575314298fb868658f1d091120883ab387c9/ 204 Hours in MGSV (Holy SHIT) and 203 hours in Genshin Impact 1374 Hours

One thing I will say about Danhausen in RoH: They paired him up with the exact right guy to feud with to get over his character. I watched last week's RoH (we get it on Sundays here and I DVR it) Brian Johnstone freaking out about him was awesome and now I am going out of my way to watch their youtube match